So you saw everything else and you still want more? Well there is a lot more to ninjas than most people know. Here I am including a few questions and answers about ninja life, in the Q&A section, like how to become a ninja.
Q: Do ninjas really never wear clothing?
A: Yes, ninjas never actually wear their clothing, they are always naked. Ninjas are so quick that they are always hiding behind their clothing making the illusion that they are wearing it.
Q: What is the average life span of a ninja?
A: Ninjas can live forever. Ninjas do not have natural deaths.
Q: How many ninjas are there?
A: There are around a thousand ninjas on earth, and about a hundred not on earth.
Q: What does it take to kill a ninja?
A: Another ninja.
Q: Do ninjas ever fight other ninjas?
Q: Are ninjas smart?
A: Albert Einstein was secretly taught by ninjas.
Q: How do I become a ninja?
Q: I'm really interested in ninjas is there any where you can attend college or school to become one? -Bgftbalr@aol.com
Q: when i was 3 i went with my dad on a business trip to china, none did i know of his martial arts history. his business trip turned into he an i living in an apartment. when i was four he took me to a training school. and left. i lived there until i was 7. then i was brought back to the states and put in school. ever since i came back, the closest training i have had was in a kick boxing ring, where they found my technique strange to kick boxing(duh). when i turned 13 i was taken from kick boxing to study and train on my own in a pitch black back yard surrounded by 4 swinging punching bags,which is where i am now. i would like to pick up my studies and training of the ninja art where i left off, i am now unable to travel great distances and wondered where the closest clan could possibly be. i live in southern mississippi. -DRUMMERB2005@aol.com
Q: If you are a real ninja then is there any way i can study, i'm not one of those who say ninjas hate golfers and go on killing sprees for fun i would like to learn some self discipline and learn to use my mine to gain inter peace and to open my mine to unlimited power, which i wouldn't use to kill anyone unless it was to protect me or a stranger, so do you think there is a way to get into a Ninja school? -FlashG135@aol.com
A: Becoming a ninja is not an easy task, it is similar to that of becoming a jedi (jedi's aren't real though). It is best to start training at a very young age, most are trained by a ninja clan. Very few people have what it takes to be a ninja, extreme dedication, mental, and physical demands must be met. Your best chance, if you have what it takes, is go out at night and do 1080's while flying from building to building. This will get the nearest ninja clan's attention and if you have what it takes, they will find you.
If you don't have what it takes to be a ninja, you still may want to learn some popular forms of martial arts, such as karate.
Q: If you are a real ninja how come you use a gun? With a scope? And where are you being a ninja at? It's not like you can just walk down the street with a ninja to on your back. Those photos of your so-called ninjas are really stupid. I mean George Bush, you'd be lucky if that man could even do the ninja lunge walk. I bet you don't even own a gi or yifu. Which ever you prefer. Also what type of ninja are you? Are you a hashishin? :( Which hall of ninjutsu do you excel in let me email@example.com
A: Elite ninjas can transform their body to look like something or someone else. Ninjas take advantage of the latest technology while still using the old. I am a Kage.
Q: dude you've got to be serious ninja huh sounds more like a bored guy trying to make up a bunch of wacky junky stuff this is all fake ain't it? prove it if it ain't i mean ninjas play video games? make sites with mods and maps and all that? you've gotta be kidding real ninjas should be like the ones in the anime naruto have you heard of it? go watch it it's a series Naruto it's good if a "real ninja" can do any of that count me in into a clan -firstname.lastname@example.org
A: Yeah, I do stuff like that all the time, but instead of ramen I eat lasagna all the time. I had to mass shadow replicate myself to invert the stripes on all of the skunks in North Korea. Naruto just happens to be based on a real ninja village, most of what happens did not actually happen in real life though. Ninjas use modern day technology all of the time, in fact ninjas invented the internet, Al Gore did not. As for seals, ninjas do use seals but their hands move so fast that a normal human eye would not be able to see it.
Q: Do ninjas talk?
A: Yes, in fact ninjas are required to know at least 5 languages.
Q: What is better, a ninja or a pirate.
Q: Is Chuck Norris a ninja?
A: Yes, but his abilities are greatly underestimated.
Q: man, you've got some serious issues..... are you trying to start a cult or something? followers? just people who will listen to every single lie you say?
for starters, ninja's have to wear clothes. they aren't godly creatures that "are so quick that they are always hiding behind their clothing making the illusion that they are wearing it. " ninjas, real ones, are human beings that live the normal lifespan.
albert einstien and ninjas in the same time era? ha....are you kidding me? that's like saying the dinosaurs and humans lived at the same time. sure ninja clans did exist at the time, but they were secret groups. It's not like you could just walk down the block to your local ninja training building.
I also happen to be a very big fan of naruto, and i would like to know what real village naruto is based on.
Also, the people who are emailing in, are they as messed up as you?
DRUMMERB2005@aol.com says that he went to a ninja camp in china when he was three. the problem with that is there are only 28 ninja clans/camps left. 27 of those just so happen to be in okinawa (that's in japan incase you were wondering.) and the 28th is also in japan.
It's not the fact that you have this site with completly wrong information that bugs me, the fact that people read that and actually believe what you're saying is wrong. If you want to run your own little fantasy world online go ahead, live it up, be a ninja that can shapeshift and hide behind their clothes but not be in it, but as for people who actually know about ninjutsu (that's the art of the ninja, thought you should know that since your such a great ninja master or was it kage?) or want to learn about it and actually respect that to some people during a period of history it was a religion and a way of living, make sure that the people who read this know that you are completly making it up.
i see one of two things happening with this email. I see that you will either realize that posting this question up on your Q&A part of the site would completly ruin your whole site so you don't post it, or i see you posting this, after editing what i emailed to you and then finding some complete lie for an answer.
enjoy the cult
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Q: Can I sleep with you and have your ninja baby?
A: Ninjas only reproduce with other ninjas.
Q: Are you a real ninja?
Q: can you tell me what to train. to be a true warrior of the night. i am 12 and i have been training since i was 1. my stealth is unmatched. but i am still i need of hard training. i dont know what to train. my parents dont know ive been training. and if u have any spare ninja equipment can you let me borrow it.
A: If you want training from a real ninja master to become a ninja yourself follow the instructions on this page.